Running From The Po Po

honestly my life is not that interesting. and when stuff happens... usually i forget about it within the next 5 minutes.

Oh Boy(s)

(im expecting to spell things wrong)

so as little juniors of our dear juab high, me and terr both decided that we wanted to meet some fellas. juab was hosting their annual Winter Classics Wrestleing event thingy and this was our oppertunity. sence we are old and have a car we decided that we wanted to go pretend that we are not from Juab and ask people where the high school was.

Out by Top Stop (in that area where the trucks park) was our first victoms

3 boys walking. the 1 in the middle obviously had a injury so the other 2 were helping him along.

me speaking " hey sorry do you guys know where the high school is? we're not from here and we are kinda lost."

boy#1 "um yeah you get on the exit and get off at wendys.....(continues)"

he is trying to show off and act all smart but little does he know that it wasn't turning us on any.

"oh ok thanks" and we start to drive away....

"Wait!! can you give my friend a ride to super 8?"

i look over at terrika and then in her back seat and notice all 29backpacks and jackets and papers. then 2 seconds later all that stuff ended up on me.

Injured boy gets in the car while the other 2 walk. who knows why?

We try and make small talk...

"so whats your name?"

"where you from?"

"what happened?"........... WORST QUESTION TO ASK A WRESTLER!!!

they will tell you straight up. must i go on? i think not

so we drop him off. i look down at my hoody and it turns out that i was wearing my "Juab Football" all along.. i took off my hoody in the freezing cold while its snowing on the other side of the glass. end of story

we decide we would do the same thing at wendys. it didnt occurr to me until just now that they probably thought we were morons because the high school is like 4 blocks from there.

but anyway we got to wendys and wasnt having any luck there so we decided to go across the street to arbys. we park and i get out of the car. shut my door and hear.."NO DONT SHUT YOUR DOOR!!"

well we locked the keys in the car.

we walk into arbys and stand by the door looking for anyone who looks like they could help us.

we got desprite so we just started saying "pssstt!! hey! hey you!" they look "do you know how to break into a car?"

one little red head, scared to death says "uh uh no" in that scared shaky voice. "its our car we just locked our keys in it and we arnt from here so we dont know what to do"

Do you know who works at arbys?

... a lot of nephi people.

so terrika calls her dad and we end up calling the police station. keep in mind its snowing and i dont have my jacket on... waiting outside for this cop to show up

he pulls up and reaches for something in the back seat and wala i got myself i cops coat.

nice work shaylee. nice work

We do what we can!

first of all let me give u a little back ground information about this tale im going to share. if you know my mother at all u will know that she has a deep obsession with these purple laughy taffys. so saturday they went to conoco and got a drink and got 3 laughy taffys (1 for me 1 for tal and 1 for momma) me and talysha hid ours so we could get another one when they went for their "sunday drive" to conoco. so before they decided that thats where they wanted to go on sunday my dad got a little upset because he wanted to go around the loop but no one else wanted to so he was in his cave out back and mom went out to comfort him... my moms plan was to take her laughy taffy from saturday and eat it on the way over to conoco so she can get another one. mom and dad wasnt to thrilled of the idea of taking the princess daughters so we had to stay home... lucky for us we got our revenge!

we stole this out of the car and taped it to the window with a note that said.. "bring us candy or u will never see this again!!" with the door locked obviously.

we hid under the window with our secret camera and took some pictures of her reading this. we soon found out that this evil smile of hers was because she thought the note said "bring us candy or u will never see us again!!"

but she soon realized what it really said.. dont we feel loved?
needless to say she found the camera

all of the sudden she didnt want to joke about her baby laughy taffy! she got all uptight and mean about it.

she wasnt too happy with us. but honestly all we could do was laugh. at this point i was on the ground rolling because i was laughing so hard.

as they pulled out of the garage, we decided that our fun just wasnt over yet. we took the taffy off of the house door and put it on the car door and watched them drive about 5 feet with it on the car and then took it off because mom and dad said "its not funny. im not laughing" but we sure was. i hope that when i have children i can find humor in their stupid games. love ya mom :)

Ultimatly Confused!! and Girlies Camp

i have no idea how to run this little blog website thingy. so that is my excuse for not updating. i recently got rid of facebook and was thinking about excommunicating this stupid thing too! my problem is that i dont know how to run it and i dont really care to figure it out. some would say that i have a very short attention span... yet that may be true because when i get on to update i find myself looking up hot tv stars on google or something. i get sort of... destracted.
Girls camp was awesome. i now have a greater appreciation (not sure how to spell that. again i have a spelling i q of about a 4 year old.) for Miss Donna Lou Street. she is amazing and she does so much for all the girls.
Beehives... oh the beehives. never thought that i would have enjoy them much but i did. they are all so funny. ( this is not all of them actually its only like 2 ha but to me they are all behives)

Terrika Ella Darth Veater. my friend, my partner in crime, my confodont! (i dont know what that is but Allie says it) i am very glad that she is in our ward now. im glad that we both got to go to girls camp and that we had a good ol time.

i loved being able to go with my sister and my mom. i am very greatful to have such a good family.

that went smooth... well done shaylee!

Captains and Cruise Ships

i changed it around a bit to fit my story...

i am stuck in mona

through the week and can't get away

and your alone on the pier

in West Palm Beach on your birthday

stormy night, reawake

the stomach ache that ive acquired

from feeling down, things look grim

and im so sick of being tired

house lights go dark

and its depressing but what can i do?

the midnight streets feel dead

when i am so used to driving with you

brighter lights fill the night and

bluer skys reflect in your eyes

as i inspect and analyze

all of these dreams i dont recognize

if you're still up when the ships

in the port prepare to set sail

comb the beach and put those blue flowers up in your ponytail

inside my head you're voice is still resounding but what can i do?

empty rooms feel cold when i am so used to being with you

count the stars, watch the waves absorb the summer sun

and think of me

when you explore hidden coves and tiny island chains throughout the sea

can you still, hear my voice, when im outside from over the phone

for what its worth, darling dear, i wish you were here cause i feel alone

when you were home we'd sing but since you've left i dont hear anything

though i feel so sad, i cant believe thinks are really that bad

old captains and brand new cruise ships

sailing over the briney sea

when i crashed my beloved desk job

and swim through the depris

ill cut loose leave this mad house all for the atlantic blue

all stroll down your treelined drveway, and sail the ocean with you.

that went pretty well if i do say so my self. look it up its good but funny kinda. and i am having some stress moving the pictures around for some reason so just imagine

Forgive Me Shaylee

ok so tuesday night i was texting my sister and telling her that i was hungry (because my mother went to young womans and was going to bring me back some pancakes. so i had not eatin). and she said "well thats to bad" being all rude and what not. and so i said please stop being so mean to me and she said "nope :)". so then i told her that i was going to start being mean to her to see how she likes the hurtful feelings that gathers inside. she said "thats fine with me". and thats exactly what i did. i stopped texting her for like a half hour and she said "why are you egnoring me?" i said because im being mean remember? she appoligized but i needed to know that she was really sorry for what she had done so i told her that she needed to make up a song and perform it in person for me and if she fails to write the wong then i would have a back up song. so here it is. i hope you like it (just imagine the tune)

Shaylee, you know you are a girls best friend.

your more than just a passing trend.

your like a treat from the candy store.

OH Shaylee, i love you more than icecream cakes

i love you more than bugs and snakes

i love you more than all things mentioned before.

OH Shaylee! your extraordinary

your kinda short and hairy

the color of a strawberry

yes Shaylee!...

So forgive me shaylee, forgive me Shaylee

forgive.

OH Shaylee, i think its kinda scary.

i cant see you anywhere-y

it feels me with despair-y?

OH Shaylee Im allergic the dairy

im gonna move to the prairie

and change my name to Larry!

So forgive me shaylee, forgive me Shaylee

forgive. (x2)

Chilling at BYU

Well resently we have had the wonderful oppertunity to attend the BYU game against AMA (if u dont know what that stands for its Air Force Acadamy) but anywho we had a great time as u can see by the look on my face.... just kidding it really was fun. and i got to see my new love Max Hall of which i was not aware that he was married already but oh well right?

im not sure the final score but it was a rigged game! they took 2 touchdowns away from us. thats a lot i think but who knows cuz i dont really understand football all that much. :)

Awe mom!!! your so pretty and cheesy haha

That lady behind me looks a little confused haha.

i have my dads "squinty eyes"!!! WAHOO

"Awe so cute" (allie) i thought she was doing something crazy so i wanted to be different but then she really smiled good.

as u can see i dont know how to run this blog thing so u will just have to look through them to see what im talking about

Passenger Seat-Stephen Speaks

I look at him and have to smile

As we go driving for a while

Looking nowhere in the open window of my car.
And as we go the traffic lights

Watch them glimmer in his eyes
In the darkness of the evening.

And I've got all that I need

Right here in the passenger seat

Oh and I can't keep my eyes on the road

Knowing that he's inches from me

We stop to get something to drink

My mind pounds and I can't think

Scared to death to say I love him

Then a moon peeks from the clouds

Hear my heart that beats so loud

Try to tell him simply

That I've got all that I need

Right here in the passenger seat

Oh I can't keep my eyes on the road

Knowing that he's inches from me

And I've got all that I need
Right here in the passenger seat

We can all learn a very valuable lesson in this... please do not place a hot man in the same car as me when im in control of the wheel.

and this is just a song, i have never rode with anyone in the car except for my mother/father/talysha :). so i did not right this haha.